Professor Alopex

"Goo sure can! Sometimes I hide things in there. Sometimes those things aren't mine. Akesi is still kinda mad at me for eating his staff that one slime. Look, it's not MY fault goo decided to put a simply scrumptious-looking apple on the top of it! How was I supposed to know it wouldn't gum off?"

"...hooow aaare yooou speeeakiiing tooo theee aaaskeeer iiif yooou're aaasleeep?"

"...Astral projection?"

"thaaat's uuunsciiieeentiiifiiic."

"Aren't you literally a goost?"

"shiiit, yooou're riiight. caaarryyy ooon."

Fun fact: The things floating inside Gelphox's belly are a reference to the Valentine's Day picture I drew of him. Also, the picture in his dream cloud is another eSIM commission of him, coming soon to a social media site near you.

Alopex:
Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch
Deltarune
Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel
5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel (can play this in real life, too)

Gelphox:
Puyo Puyo
Slime Rancher
LSD Dream Emulator
Baldur's Gate 3 (modded the game so his character can be a gelatinous cube)

Cirrus:
Inscryption
Rain World
Bakugan (2009)
Pac-Man (but to them, it's a horror game, because they're a ghost)

Kasi:
Stardew Valley
Harvest Moon

Akesi:
Castlevania
Shin Megami Tensei

Kasi AND Akesi together:
Any game where the two of them can partner up

Topaz (if you can get her to sit still for long enough to play them):
Bejeweled
Minecraft
Sonic
Tetris (Tetris Effect is the only game she can actually focus on willingly)

Clarion:
Wii Sports Tennis
Insaniquarium!
Touhou
DDR (she does surprisingly well for someone who doesn't have any legs)

"Ssshe getsss very... let'sss sssay... Violent. But not in the way you would exssspect a werewolf to do ssso. Ssshe doesssn't try to maul anyone, or rip their gutsss out, or anything like that. Ohhh no. It'sss MUCH worssse. Ssshe SSSMASSSHESSS thingsss. Ssshe takesss that cryssstal ssstaff of hersss and ssshe sssmassshesss thingsss. Asss the sssun risssesss after every full moon, everyone on her ssstreet, Kasssi and myssself included, wakesss up to broken windowsss. Windowsss are her favorite targetsss."

"HOLYSHITAKESIJUSTSHUTTHEFUCKUPALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!GODFORBIDWOMENDOANYTHINGAROUNDHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>:(((((("

"We weigh about 200 pounds, so..."


"World'sss heaviessst ssscarf?"


"I wouldn't try it if you value having a functioning neck afterward."


"That'sss probably for the bessst."

I like to think every scale says this to them, even the ones that don't have digital displays, and even though 200 pounds isn't all that heavy.

"It's a little bit strange, and kind of a mess, especially around where my fur meets my slime, but I'll let you in on a little secret."

"I can control how gloopy I am at will! Anywhere from half-slime to all-slime, to not even having any legs, and just slithering around like a big, purple slug!"